Traders assign a 98% implied probability to "No" on Jesus Christ's return before 2027 because the remaining window is under four months with zero confirmed theological, astronomical, or cultural signals aligning to biblical timelines. Historical patterns of unfulfilled end-times predictions, combined with the absence of precursor events like widespread apocalyptic phenomena or official religious declarations, reinforce market consensus. The resolution criteria demand verifiable occurrence, which entertainment and pop-culture narratives around the Second Coming treat as inherently unpredictable and distant. A realistic upset would require an unprecedented global event interpreted as fulfillment by major denominations, though even then, credible verification and market adjudication remain highly unlikely in this compressed timeframe.