Trader consensus on Polymarket overwhelmingly favors "No" at 96.2% implied probability for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, driven by the total absence of verifiable biblical signs—such as a globally visible advent in the clouds or widespread supernatural upheaval—amid ongoing global events that fail to match eschatological criteria. This high confidence stems from historical patterns of failed Second Coming predictions, from ancient prophecies to modern fringe claims, reinforced by rational skepticism among bettors risking real capital. Viral buzz earlier in 2026, including doubled "Yes" odds to 4% in February amid social media memes and a $900K betting surge, has dissipated without catalysts. Realistic upsets would require an unambiguous, universally recognized divine event before December 31, 2026, though such low-probability scenarios remain culturally dismissed in pop culture narratives.