Trader consensus on Polymarket reflects near-unanimous skepticism toward a Second Coming before 2027, with "No" commanding a 96.2% implied probability amid zero verifiable prophetic fulfillments like global cataclysms or messianic appearances. Recent viral X chatter and fringe YouTube prophecies—such as debunked April 2026 rapture claims tied to comets and Golden Gate Bridge collapses—fizzled without incident, reinforcing historical patterns of failed end-times predictions from sources like the Millerites or modern doomsayers. Cultural forces, including rationalist public sentiment and the "wisdom of crowds" in prediction markets, drive this lockstep positioning, as traders arbitrage low-risk yields. Realistic upsets would require an undeniable, globally witnessed divine intervention by December 31, 2026, but escalating Middle East tensions or natural disasters alone fall short of biblical thresholds.