Trader consensus on Polymarket overwhelmingly favors "No" at 96.2% implied probability for Jesus Christ's return before 2027, reflecting deep skepticism rooted in 2,000 years without verifiable Second Coming signs amid recurring failed prophecies, from ancient predictions to modern doomsday hype like Y2K or 2012. Recent viral buzz—odds briefly doubling to 4% Yes in early 2026 from meme-driven bets and social media frenzy—faded without supporting events, as no global cataclysms, fulfilled biblical markers (e.g., tribulation, Antichrist), or consensus claims have emerged. With eight months left, upset scenarios remain slim: a universally accepted divine intervention or apocalyptic event reshaping public sentiment, though historical patterns and skin-in-the-game trading underscore the improbability.