Traders on Polymarket show near-unanimous consensus at 97.9% for "No" on Jesus Christ's return before 2027, driven by the complete absence of verifiable global events, supernatural signs, or widespread confirmations amid over two millennia of unfulfilled eschatological predictions. Recent viral social media buzz, including memes about profitable "No" bets and recycled prophecies for later dates like 2029, has only reinforced skepticism without sparking credible momentum, echoing historical flops documented in cultural records. With roughly seven months until resolution on December 31, 2026, the wisdom of crowds—backed by real capital—prices in rational doubt. Realistic upsets would require an unambiguous, universally witnessed apparition or cataclysmic biblical fulfillment, defying all precedent.